If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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