I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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