it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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