Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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