i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
And then he peed in my hair
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