oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think your dad took our porno
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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