whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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