I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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