I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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