that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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