you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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