I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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