But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
