She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
