I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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