I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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