He asked to "fluff my boner.."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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