shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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