return my video game
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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