I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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