smell my finger.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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