I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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