Duck Duck Cougar?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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