Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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