Why are handjobs necessary in class?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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