Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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