I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize