haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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