Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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