so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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