Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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