her vagine was all disorganized.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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