I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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