Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Randomize
