We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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