But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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