yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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