He had one of those small greek statue penises
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Who died my cat blue again?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
