To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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