You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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