Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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