He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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