she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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