Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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