Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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