I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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