you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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