U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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