definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
