nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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