I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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