Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
