what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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