Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Dick very happy bro
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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