But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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