I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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