A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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