its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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