I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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