gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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